If God had chosen Bobby to stop the apocalypse, he would have done it in half an episode and spent the other half drinking beer and watching sports.
great even a horse has better hair than me
Maybe she’s born with it.
Maybe it’s Maneballine
maybe she’s barn with it
maybe it’s neighbelline
‘We asked people to look in a mirror and describe what they saw. What they didn’t know was that there were strangers on the other side of the mirror, giving their first impressions.’
This is important to everyone. Watch this!
tHIS IS THE BEST THIN G
its said that if you saw an identical twin of yourself, you wouldn’t realize they looked just like you, due to the way you perceive yourself is so drastically different than what you actually look like.
be kinder to yourself
have u ever had your opinion of someone change so fast you were disgusted you liked them ever at all